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Bill Clinton, John Kerry, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing
squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first
one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he
yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill
jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

John Kerry was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was
reassembled and John pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before
the order was given John yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell
apart and John slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a
disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold
as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his
direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

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Original von SiA_MaxPower
Is man cooler wenn man die Witze auf Englisch erzählt ?

Da wundere ich mich doch, dass du Vollposten es überhaupt in Deutsch verstanden hast, wo du es doch sonst nicht mal schaffst in sauberem Deutsch zu schreiben oder Texte genau zu lesen.

ich habe mich jetzt auch auf die Vergangenheit mit Maxi hier im Mastersforum bezogen. *kotz*

Und als ob er nicht schon genug Scheisse postet, musste er ja auch hier reinposten. Aber irgendwie muss er mir ja heimzahlen, dass er immer wieder an seiner Unfähigkeit scheitert.