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...when watching "Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King" in theatre

-Boo every time a member of the fellowship comes on screen.

-Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

-At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

-Walk around low through the aisles, pretending to hold a gun and humming the theme of Mission Impossible

-Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite someone's finger off and fall down the stairs.

-Ask any person sitting next to you "Who the hell's he?" every five minutes.

-Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr Anderson".

-When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST RUN"

-Rub your penis against the neck of the person in front hissing "my prrrrecioussss"

-Pretend to choke on your popcorn during the movie. Make the *gollum* *gollum* noises while choking. Suddenly stop and start laughing making everyone think you were just joking. Then fall out of your seat and play dead.

-As the credits roll, say loudly "Oh boy, I can't WAIT for the next one!"