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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 4:41pm

The would You have been a Nazi Test

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid…020579094199926

Ist ganz witzig wobei ich an meine Auswertung da nicht wirklich ernst nehme

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 4:48pm

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Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic.

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


Edit: 2 Mal das falsche gepastet. Ich mag zwar kein potenzieller Nazi sein, aber das scheint doch kein Intelligenz-Garant zu sein...

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:00pm

Der Kommandant (hi icey ^^)

Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:02pm

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!



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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:15pm

Herzlichen Glückwunsch Yen Si!

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:18pm

Wobei ich 1930 eher das Land verlassen hätte anstatt in den Untergrund zu gehen.

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:18pm

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:19pm

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 17% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)!
You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

war mir klar! 8)

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:19pm

hmm...

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 100% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

o0

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:20pm

nach der 2. seite kommt bei mir "seite nicht gefunden" kann den test nicht beenden ?(


edit: lol raggi :D

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:20pm

ROFL!!!!

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:22pm

Da beißt die Maus den Faden ab, würde man die gleichen Antworten geben wenn man "born and raised in Nazi-Germany" gewesen wäre? Andere Erziehung, Werte, Indoktrinierung ... wahrscheinlich nicht.

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:22pm

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Edit by WW_Eisenherz

Sorry muste das Bild entfernen da es verfassungsfeindliche Symbohle zeigte !!!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 93% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 91% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 94% on patriotic

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:26pm

Sind die beiden Hitlers überrascht?

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:29pm

Nimmt jemand sowas ernst?^^

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:30pm

na Ragna, wann gehts wieder zum Sieg Heil um die Wette schreien und rechte Hand Weitstrecken spielen :D

edit: nimm Amigo mit 8)
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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:31pm

Nicht im Detail, aber wenn jemand den Test ernsthaft mach und dann rauskommt dass er ein Rassist ist, naja....

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Nimmt jemand sowas ernst?^^

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:32pm

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Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 84% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 15% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 36% on patriotic



Ups :(

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:39pm

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Sind die beiden Hitlers überrascht?


im gegenteil!

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:39pm

Natürlich kann man einen Menschen mit 19 Fragen einschätzen, soviel zu Ernsthaftigkeit dieses Tests ^^

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:43pm

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Natürlich kann man einen Menschen mit 19 Fragen einschätzen, soviel zu Ernsthaftigkeit dieses Tests ^^


Okay, das hat was. Aber dennoch ist es interessant, wie extrem doch die Resultate sind, die mit eben nur 19 Fragen erzielt worden sin, oder?

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:47pm

wenn du immer die oberste antwortmöglichkeit nimmst..
hast du die bravo-tests auch immer ernst genommen oder wie?
man weiß doch schon nach 2 fragen was rauskommt, bei welcher antwort

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:50pm

DOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 100% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!


der test is soo lame.. hab halt nur immer das erste angeklickt... und das erste scheint wohl immer die nazi wahl zu sein.. omg.. so ein drecks test..

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:51pm

jaja gebt es zu...IHR SEID STOLZ DRAUF, DEUTSCH ZU SEIN! HH!

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:52pm

Amigo, ich bin natürlich davon ausgegangen, dass du ein derartiges Resultat nicht absichtlich provoziert hast.

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 5:57pm

ich bin österreicher !! also bin ich evtl hitler!! MUAHAHA!!

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 6:11pm

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Original von _Amigo_
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Edit by WW_Eisenherz

Sorry muste das Bild entfernen da es verfassungsfeindliche Symbohle zeigte !!!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 93% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 91% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 94% on patriotic

...ich auch... :D

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 6:11pm

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic



shit, hab wohl eine frage nicht verstanden, weil 13% antitolerant ist krass ^^



weiter:

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


naja keine überraschung - aber das ganze ist trotzdem ein witz:

meine überzeugung verdanke ich im positiven wie im negativen meiner Familie, Freunden und Lehrern/Professoren.

in den 30er jahren in deutschland wären diese auch nicht so kritisch gewesen wie heute.
also kann niemand sagen, nicht mal ich, ich wäre damals kein nazi oder kommunist geworden ...



PS. hoffe sehr, dass manche so "miese" werte haben, weil sie absichtlich was falsches angekreuzt haben, sonst find ich es schon bissl arm ...

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 6:13pm

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Original von CID_REDSTAR
PS. hoffe sehr, dass manche so "miese" werte haben, weil sie absichtlich was falsches angekreuzt haben, sonst find ich es schon bissl arm ...

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 6:40pm

Sachse :D

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 2% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 65% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 73% on patriotic


und was hat der gegen wiener schnitzel?