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Thursday, July 14th 2005, 10:39pm

An Atheist and a Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the casue was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

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Thursday, July 14th 2005, 11:24pm

sinnfrei, aber gut :D

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Thursday, July 14th 2005, 11:28pm

cool^^

den kannt ich noch nicht :)

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Thursday, July 14th 2005, 11:49pm

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Original von Temudjin
sinnfrei, aber gut :D


ich find den witz garnicht so sinnfrei

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Friday, July 15th 2005, 12:17am

Gebe zu, dass ich jetzt doch schmunzeln musste :O

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Friday, July 15th 2005, 12:19am

schlecht an sich würd mich nich stören aber dazu lang und auf englisch is dann doch schon bisschen schwul

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "Rommel" (Jul 15th 2005, 12:35am)


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Friday, July 15th 2005, 11:50am

das erinnert mich an beavis und butthead : "if i wanted to read i'd go to school" :D

ich fand ihn ganz nett.

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Friday, July 15th 2005, 11:55am

den finde ich mal richtig gut :)

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Friday, July 15th 2005, 12:19pm

:D :bounce:

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Friday, July 15th 2005, 12:40pm

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schlecht an sich würd mich nich stören aber dazu lang und auf englisch is dann doch schon bisschen schwul


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Aber der Witzt ist ganz nett

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